Touch your lower lip

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Happy April Fool SMS

Rasme wafa

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai!

Go down and see magic

This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
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Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of Year !2010!

Send it to all friends

Plz pass this sms
2 all ur frnds
A person with blood grp”O-ve”
contact # is
03007304829
urgently needs 2 bottles
of
PEPSI
with
1 large Pizza…

Fool nay

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
beautiFOOL
wonderFOOL
and colorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

7 trick of april fool

1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
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Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.

April fool manaya?

Dost Pathan se: “APRIL FOOL manaya?”
Pathan: “Han”
Dost:”kis k sath?”
Pathan:”Bv k sath! hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga to Hum bola “APRIL FOOL.:-)

Pura message

Msg Pura parhain Meharbani ho gi
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Bari Meharbani Mr Fool

Two lovers in K.F.C

2 lovers in K.F.C, Larka: kia khao gi jan? Larki: . . “Haleem” mangwalo Moral: or phasao korangi ki bchi…. Hogaey na zalil k.F.C me…

Agay say karo

Pathan 2 wife, Aaj hum aagy se kary ga. Wife khoshi se shalwar utar k tangain utha k let’ti he. Pathan bola APRIL FOOL..

Aaj tum udaas kyun ho?

Wife: Aaj tum udaas kyun ho? Husband: Aaj meri Maa or meri behen alag ho gai.. Wife: Koi baat nqhi.. Ab main aagai hon na, main tumhari Maa behen ek kr dongi.

2011 April Fool Sms

Latest 2011 April Fool Sms YOUR NAME YOUR FAME YOUR PERSONALITY YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR VIEWS But keep in mind, April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!…

the most important thing

The most important thing The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you ** Happy Anniversary ***

Best Wishes

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love

Anniversary Sms

We’ve Had Our Ups And Downs,This We Both Know, Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow  Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things, But Our Love For Each Other, Had No Attached Strings.

Anniversary sms between man or women

Anniversary Sms, Anniversary greetings Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal’. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Anniversary sms i love you

Anniversary sms i love you I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY .so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Happy Anniversary

Happy anniversary The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you ** Happy Anniversary ***

always remember

Sms for anniversary I’ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don’t know what I’d do Your loving and thoughtful, Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

wonderful as the love

Anniversary sms, Marriage anniversary sms Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

celebrating titanic anniversary

Anniversary Sms Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!

Independence is Equal

Anniversary Messages Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal’. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

I LOVE U are ANNIVERSARY sms

I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Doob kar mar jao

Anniversary Sms Aaj Titanic ki 98th Änniversary hai.. Sö plz sub pyar karny walon se request hai k… “DOOB” kar mar jayen. Shukeria. . .

Do not feed it

If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: ‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.’ When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.

Shukar hai aap sahi salaamat ghar wapis aa gaye

Wife: Shukar hai aap sahi salaamat ghar wapis aa gaye. Husband: Q? Kya hua? Wife: Bahir gali mei log keh rahe they k koi g**ando gattar mein gir gaya ha.:-D